Ex Hustler shares Shady, but legal life hacks that can save you THOUSANDS

We reached out to an ex-Hustler who has moved on from the fringes of society, but he’s happy to share some crazy ideas on how to save money.

 

TARGET and WALMART:

As part of the employee training at Target, they teach you that if a customer argues over a price, and the full price is under $20, to just give it to them for whatever price they claim. It’s cheaper for the company to move on to the next customer than to call in a price check.

 

FORGET AUTOGLASS: FREE WINDSHIELD REPAIR:

Got a broken windshield? Next time your driving and see a cement truck or any kind of truck carrying rocks or dirt follow it. Call the 1-800 number on the back and say a rock flew out and hit your windshield. Once they verify there was indeed a truck at that location there’s a good chance they’ll offer to replace your windshield for you.

FREE BREAKFAST FOR LIFE:

Go into any hotel at 7am with a floral shirt and eat a free continental breakfast.

 

WORK ANYWHERE YOU’D LIKE:

Some of the most powerful CEOs on the planet have blatantly faked their way into their positions. Call them assholes, but you’ve likely used their products.

Let’s say you want to become a bartender. You’ve never worked at a restaurant a day in your life. Do you A) spend the next few months gaining experience in lower level positions earning subpar money to climb your way to the top, or B) take two seconds to fake your work experience and take the first-class express route to your dream job?

If you answered A), put this list down and return to princess gumdrop land because you’re a sheep-minded little pansy. If you answered B) congratulations…Mister or Madame President. You got the job.

All you have to do is find a restaurant in a different town that has recently shut down and slap its name on your resume above six months of faux bartending experience. If your future employer needs to do a reference check, they can contact your boss’s direct line (your best-friend’s cellphone number).

 

 

Semi-Illegal (TRY AT YOUR OWN RISK)

 

GOING BANANAS FOR SAVINGS:

Self Checkout everything at the grocery store as cheap bananas. $.59 for sushi! Count me in!

 

FREE VISIT TO ANY THEME PARK IN AMERICA:

Show up in a construction hat and repair vest. Say you’re there to fix a ride. Welcome in, for FREE.

 

 

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