Breaking: Anthony Weiner shocked Cyber Monday is not what he thought it was

Anthony Weiner, the former husband of Huma Abadin, is upset with 2016’s Cyber Monday. Unlike most Americans, who use the day to frequent online retailers, Weiner expected a different sort of sale.

 

Weiner logged on to his laptop at 6pm, shirtless, and “pumped” for the day.

 

Sadly, Mr. Weiner could not find his favorite “cam girls” offering deals.

 

Sources close to Weiner said he was disappointed, but not giving up on his quest.

 

When he checked into Lowes.com to see their 35% off deal on “Washers and Dryers” was when he realized he had been had.

 

The products offered were actually washers and dryers from GE, Kenmore, and Samsung.

 

 

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