Breaking: Fidel Castro registered as a Democrat in Miami today
As the liberals of the world mourned Fidel Castro’s death, he suddenly appeared on the voting rolls in Miami Florida as a member of the Democrat Party.
This is the new voting outreach policy of the Democrat Party, who was shellacked at the loss of the Presidency, the Senate, and the House in 2016.
“We expect more deceased votes,” said Julie Marshone, who interestingly wanted to be identified as an “Alpha She-Male,” “and we are going to comb through all the funeral books in the US and in nearby nations to get the vote.”
Note: This is a satirical work. This isn’t “Russian Propaganda” comrades.