Zuckerberg To Track Fake News Owners Through FB & have Robots Kill Them
Marc Zuckerberg announced from Facebook’s robot kill program enter today in Pasadena, California that the social networking company will be having magnetic, feminist robots kill the owners of fake news sites across the world. The robots, which will be designed to be anti-racist, sexist, sizist, and religious (some robots will be black, others hispanic, some will be overweight and some will be muslim) will eliminate fakes news owners in their homes or when they’re with their families and loved ones after facebook tracks down and pinpoints their location using Facebook’s location services.
The announcement of the program has brought criticism from those on the right, who ironically were all for extra judicial killings during the Bush Presidency, and applause from the left, who suddenly started supporting such assassination methods in January, 2009 when Obama took over and extended the killings from the Bush era.
Zuckerberg would have commented for this article, but he was busy eating a live dolphin.