Breaking: Putin using a scary ICE BEAM to Make America COLD AGAIN after CIA testified about hacking
Revenge from Russia, with LOVE? Vladimir Putin has shot an ice beam directly from Russia, channeling the ice of Siberia to Florida, where Temperatures hit nearly freezing last night as the East Coast gets pelted with snow.
Putin reportedly did this after the CIA said they were confident he hacked the election.
“We want them to suffer like Siberians do,” said what appears to be Putin in a back channel encrypted message to his minions at the Kremlin, “aim the Ice Beam at Obama in Washington.”
The snow piles up and much of the transportation system was shut down, thanks to Putin, claim sources at the CIA, FBI, and DNC.